Your business,brutally honest.
Paste your website, logo, or profile and get a savage, shareable roast — followed by a genuine audit and an AI makeover that actually fixes what's holding you back.
Free roast, no credit card. The truth costs nothing.
Feedback you can trust — because it's honest
We're new, and we're not going to fake five-star reviews. Instead, here's exactly what you can expect every single time.
No sugarcoating
We say the thing your friends won't. Every roast is blunt, specific, and about the work — never about you.
Actually useful
Every roast ships with a fix-it plan. You leave laughing and with a to-do list that moves the needle.
Yours to share
Screenshot it, post it, dare a friend to survive it. Your results are built to travel.
From roast to redesign in four moves
Paste the link
Drop your website, logo, or social profile. That's the whole setup — no forms, no fluff.
Get roasted
Our AI tears into your positioning, design, and copy with a shareable, brutally funny critique.
Read the audit
Behind the jokes sits a straight-faced business audit: what's leaking trust, attention, and conversions.
See the makeover
Generate a before-vs-after glow-up with concrete rewrites, layout fixes, and branding suggestions.
The before-vs-after makeover
See your current brand side-by-side with an AI-improved version: sharper positioning, cleaner layout, punchier copy, and a logo direction that doesn't look like a template. It's the money shot — and it's built to be screenshotted.
- Rewritten headlines & hooks
- Layout & hierarchy fixes
- Branding & color direction
- Conversion quick-wins
Marketing content on tap
AI-generated posts, captions, and ad copy tuned to your fixed positioning.
SEO recommendations
Concrete keyword, metadata, and structure tips to get found.
Made to go viral
Every result is a share-ready card. Challenge a friend to survive the roast.
Pay for the fix, not the burn
The roast is always free. Upgrade when you want the full audit and the tools to actually improve.
Free Roast
Get humbled at no cost
$0/forever
- 1 shareable roast
- Quick audit summary
- Top 3 improvement tips
- Share-ready result card
Fix My Business
For founders ready to grow
$19/month
- Unlimited roasts & audits
- Full branding audit
- Before-vs-after makeover
- AI marketing content
- SEO recommendations
Agency
Roast clients under your brand
$99/month
- Everything in Fix My Business
- White-label reports
- Client workspaces
- Bulk roasts & audits
- Priority support
Questions, before we roast you
Think your business can survive the roast?
Paste a link, brace yourself, and walk away with a plan. It's free — the only thing at risk is your ego.